Elenco fixo de Two and a half men

O seriado americano Two and a Half Men, sob a produção executiva de Chuck Loree, é a comédia de maior sucesso na atualidade. Atualmente exibida no Brasil pela Warner Channel a série voltou a ser exibida em canais abertos através da rede de televisão SBT. A série é exibida no programa Tele Seriados, depois da segunda edição do Jornal do SBT.
O personagem principal da série é Charlie Harper, interpretado por Charlie Sheen (dos filmes Platoon, Wall Street e Top Gang) é um solteirão boa vida. Charlie vive em sua mansão em Malibu, tem um belo carro e o dom de conquistar mulheres. Charlie sempre viveu o melhor da vida sem se esforçar muito. As coisas simplesmente sempre acabam de uma maneira ou outra funcionando para ele. Por maior que seja adversidade Charlie sabe que de alguma forma tudo irá acabar bem. Quotando o próprio personagem num momento de crise financeira: “Fique tranquilo, algo irá aparecer” “Relax, something will show up”.

Alan, Jake e Charlie

O outro lado da moeda é Alan. O personagem interpretado por Jon Cryer acaba não tendo a boa vida de Charlie e muitas vezes ainda paga de alguma forma por ela.
O estilo de vida de Charlie é alterado quando seu irmão Alan e seu sobrinho Jake (Angus T. Jones) mudam-se para sua casa.

Personagens principais

Episódios

Primeira temporada (2003 – 2004)

1- Pilot
2- Big Flappy Bastards
3- Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell”
4- If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song, I’m Going To Take a Nap
5- Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump
6- Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys?
7- If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake
8- Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snootful
9- Phase One, Complete
10- Merry Thanksgiving
11- Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12- Camel Filters And Pheromones
13- Sarah Like Puny Alan
14- I Can’t Afford Hyenas
15- Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick
16- That Was Saliva, Alan
17- Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
18- An Old Flame With A New Wick
19- I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don’t Remember You
20- Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark
21- No Sniffing, No Wowing
22- My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet
23- Just Like Buffalo
24- Can You Feel My Finger?

Segunda temporada (2004 – 2005)

1- Back Off, Mary Poppins
2- Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
3- A Bag Full of Jawea
4- Go Get Mommy’s Bra
5- Bad News from the Clinic?
6- The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
7- A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
8- Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
9- Yes, Monsignor
10- The Salmon Under My Sweater
11- Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
12- A Lungful of Alan
13- Get Off My Hair
14- Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
15- Smell the Umbrella Stand
16- Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
17- Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
18- It Was “Mame”, Mom
19- A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
20- I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
21- A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
22- That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
23- Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
24- Does This Smell Funny to You?

Terceira temporada (2005 – 2006)

1- Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
2- Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover
3- Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
4- Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
5- We Called It Mr. Pinky
6- Hi, Mr. Horned One
7- Sleep Tight, Puddin’ Pop
8- That Voodoo That I Do Do
9- Madame and Her Special Friend
10- Something Salted and Twisted
11- Santa’s Village of the Damned
12- That Special Tug
13- Humiliation is a Visual Medium
14- Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded
15- My Tongue Is Meat
16- Ergo, the Booty Call
17- The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
18- The Spit-Covered Cobbler
19- Golly Moses, She’s a Muffin
20- Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
21- And the Plot Moistens
22- Just Once with Aunt Sophie
23- Arguments for the Quickie
24- That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite

Quarta temporada (2006 – 2007)

1- Working for Caligula
2- Who’s Vod Kanockers?
3- The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
4- A Pot Smoking Monkey
5- A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
6- Apologies for the Frivolity
7- Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
8- Release the Dogs
9- Corey’s Been Dead for an Hour
10- Kissing Abraham Lincoln
11- Walnuts and Demerol
12- Castrating Sheep in Montana
13- Don’t Worry, Speed Racer
14- That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami
15- My Damn Stalker
16- Young People Have Phlegm Too
17- I Merely Slept With a Commie
18- It Never Rains in Hooterville
19- Smooth as a Ken Doll
20- Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot
21- Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
22- Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag
23- Anteaters. They’re Just Crazy-Lookin’
24- Prostitutes and Gelato

Quinta temporada (2007 – 2008)

1- Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
2- Media Room Slash Dungeon
3- Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
4- City of Great Racks Forever
5- Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
6- Help Daddy Find His Toenail
7- The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
8- Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
9- Tight’s Good
10- Kinda Like Necrophilia
11- Meander to Your Dander
12- A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
13- The Soil Is Moist
14- Winky-Dink Time
15- Rough Night in Hump Junction (His Ugly Bundle)
16- Look at Me, Mommy, I’m Pretty
17- Fish in a drawer
18- If My Hole Could Talk
19- Waiting for the Right Snapper

Sexta temporada (2008 – 2009)

1- Taterhead Is Our Love Child
2- Pie Hole, Herb
3- Damn You, Eggs Benedict
4- The Flavin’ and the Mavin’
5- A Jock Strap in Hell
6- It’s Always Nazi Week
7- Best H.O. Money Can Buy
8- Pinocchio’s Mouth
9- A Mooch at the Boo
10- He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
11- The Devil’s Lube
12- Thank God for Scoliosis
13- I Think You Offended Don
14- David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie
15- I’d Like to Start with the Cat
16- She’ll Still Be Dead at Halftime
17- The ‘Ocu’ or the ‘Pado’?
18- My Son’s Enormous Head
19- The Two Finger Rule
20- Hello, I’m Alan Cousteau
21- Above Exalted Cyclops
22- Sir Lancelot’s Litter Box
23- Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
24- Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Sétima temporada (2009 – 2010)

1- 818-jklpuzo
2- Whipped Unto the Third Generation
3- Mmm, Fish. Yum.
4- Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
5- For the Sake of the Child
6- Give Me Your Thumb
7- Untainted by Filth
8- Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
9- Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair
10- That’s Why They Call It Ball Room
11- Warning, It’s Dirty
12- Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
13- Yay, No Polyps!
14- Crude and Uncalled For
15- Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
16- Twinkle Like a Princess
17- I Found Your Moustache
18- Ixnay on the Oggie Day
19- Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
20- I Called Him Magoo
21- Gumby with a Pokey
22- This Is Not Gonna End Well

Oitava temporada (2010 – em exibição)

1- Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
2- A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
3- A Pudding-Filled Cactus